![]() ![]() Thickening like a disgusting boil.” - Pat “ Or a delicious gravy. Let's play it again.” - Liam “ Yellow fever is timeless.” - Pat “ This plot is thickening. It's my least favourite status effect.” - Pat “ Man, I grew up in this game.” - Pat “ Liam's got all kinds of child support he doesn't pay, and I'm-” - Pat “ I'm still under house arrest!” - Liam “ Oh man, this is either the best playthrough or the worst playthrough.” - Pat “ I have to take a goddamn Monster Hunter hunt quest to kill Bill Cosby.” - Pat “ This is the best game ever made.” - Liam “ That game seems rigged as shit.” - Pat “ It's rigged as shit. You're trying to be a snail, trying to get over, trying to get heat.” - Pat “ These pseudo furries are getting a huge amount of backstory.” - Pat “ Big ropey strands of plot.” - Pat “ I hate glaucoma. Quotes “ It's like, 'Hey dad, you're a recovering drug addict, watch me smoke this crack.'” - Liam “ This easily writes into my slash fiction.” - Pat “ You have a Nike bar.” - Liam “ It might be perfect, it might be racist, it might be perfectly racist.” - Pat “ I can't believe how much diabetes I have.” - Pat “ Mayan rumors are the worst rumors.” - Liam “ Why is it that this weird, bullshit, hacked together, bullshit game, that barely counts, and I don't think is actually real, has more in depth fighting mechanics than almost any RPG to come out in the last fifty years?” - Pat “ This is the hardest battle I've ever balled.” - Pat “ Awesome, amazing, brilliant.” - Liam, on everything “ I gotta be more PC about big, scary, red dongs from monsters?” - Pat “ Holy shit, Lebron James' ghost is talking to us.” - Pat “ Bionair, the debonair Bioware.” - Pat “ The Cyberdwarf is hiding in this weird furry lair, and he's ashamed of how he looks?” - Pat “ You're not trying to be Cyrano de Bergerac here. ![]() See the individual episode descriptions at the Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden Descriptions page. About “ Pat and Liam cure diabetes with tobacco, pray to the patron saint of slams and jams, and come to the startling realization that this game is actually kinda good.” - Website description ![]()
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